There’s So Many Possibilities For This To All End Badly, It’s Almost Guaranteed 5 comments

Posted by grampa in dating,I am full of love,random shit (Monday April 2, 2007 at 9:04 am)

You know what is really starting to piss me off?

Women who claim to like spontaneity and then complain when everything about a spontaneous event isn’t fuck’n perfect.

Don’t these bitches have any idea of how much planning and effort we go through to create the illusion of a “spontaneous” event just so their dumb asses can be happy?  I mean, if you’re going to have a real spontaneous event, then you’ve got to realize that sometimes shit just ain’t gonna be perfect.

You can’t have it both ways, ladies.  So suck it the fuck up.

I’ll have more to say about this later, but for now, Discuss.

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5 comments for There’s So Many Possibilities For This To All End Badly, It’s Almost Guaranteed »

what the fuck type of women are you courting, grampa?

personally, i don’t care either way. if something is spontaneous, it’s probably that way because i refused to commit to a time. and if it isn’t, then everyone is a little bit excited that i stopped inhibiting organisation.

as long as i can smoke and call someone a fag i will enjoy the event.

obviously you need to find yourself some laydeez who are more like me. that is, lacking dimension, time management and a passion for life.


Comment by meg — Monday.April.2.2007 @ 2:36 pm

dude, are you dating cookie-cutter girls? if so, stop it. get out and find the freakies :)

as you know, women are very difficult to deal with. i mean, just look at how they drive!

(yes, i am a woman, and for those out there that can’t drive (or enjoy a spontaneous moment with grampa), stop fucking it up for the rest of us!)

Comment by piglet — Monday.April.2.2007 @ 7:36 pm

Spontaneous is always more fun. I could think of something witty, but I have been doing tax returns 15 hours a day for weeks.
I was going to say something, but it is really smutty.

Comment by PeeWee — Tuesday.April.3.2007 @ 7:48 pm

You say that like it is a bad thing, PeeWee.

Comment by grampa — Tuesday.April.3.2007 @ 8:33 pm

define “spontanious”

Comment by whyaskwhyme — Thursday.April.12.2007 @ 4:42 pm

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