A Delicious Distraction 27 comments

Posted by grampa in dating,I am full of love (Thursday January 11, 2007 at 2:21 pm)

So, I’m thinking that I’m about to make what will probably end up to be a mistake. 

However, one just has to take opportunities when they arise.  Especially after all of the facts are considered.

I mean, truly, when you ask yourself, “Well, when’s the next time I’ll get to fuck a 20 year-old without paying for it,” and the answer is “Probably not anytime soon.”  Then you just have to seize the bull by the horns, or the little brown girl by the waist, and just plunge into it headlong and ride that sucker out until it inevitably ends badly. 

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that’s a mistake I’d like to be there to watch you make. Maybe even hold her hair back

Comment by xtx — Thursday.January.11.2007 @ 2:42 pm


A twenty year old is not a mistake. Two ten year olds would not be a good idea, though.

Comment by PeeWee — Thursday.January.11.2007 @ 3:02 pm


Way to set goals.

Comment by PNWGal — Thursday.January.11.2007 @ 8:30 pm


Ha, and how many opportunities do you get to truly ask, do I look like an ass? j/k. i don’t even know you. most likely you get the opportunity every 20 seconds or so… again…j/k. I think. BTW, I’m really good at first impression, no?

Comment by wlfldy — Friday.January.12.2007 @ 5:25 am


losing my mind again, hombre. thought i’d settle it here amongst the spite and squalor, yeah.

everything looks like a mistake at some point. as long as it’s a mistake that looks good swallowing your dna, then it’s one i endorse wholeheartedly.

Comment by meg — Friday.January.12.2007 @ 6:57 am


Well, you know, I’m 34, I just got over a really tough year and I have this really hot Hawaiian girl. Now, I know this isn’t something that has long term growth potential, but it seems to be what we both need at the moment and I’m all about the moments.

Comment by grampa — Friday.January.12.2007 @ 9:10 am


wait, you’re going to fuck a bull?

Comment by boobs radley — Friday.January.12.2007 @ 10:58 am


Sounds like a good way to clear out the cobwebs, Gramps. Go forth!

Comment by MamaQ — Friday.January.12.2007 @ 12:26 pm


If only you could get some advice from Fresh Pepper?

Comment by PeeWee — Friday.January.12.2007 @ 2:36 pm


dude, i’m speechless and that like almost NEVAH happens. is “kudos” an appropriate response?

Comment by piglet — Friday.January.12.2007 @ 7:42 pm


That’s a mistake I’d like to make. Any idea of where I could get my hands on one of those?

(20 year olds, not bulls)

Comment by Native Minnow — Saturday.January.13.2007 @ 7:08 am


Oh Hell Yea!
Last time I did that I was 32.
Since I’ve been married since then, that’s also the last time I got sex regularly.
So. Do it now and do it often, ’cause you never know when your sex life will end.

Comment by iamnot — Sunday.January.14.2007 @ 9:31 am


Um, yeah, can’t relate but certainly, if it’s legal, then tap that ass.

For girls it’s a little bit different.

Comment by emmy — Sunday.January.14.2007 @ 11:01 pm


Gramps, if you don’t do it, I will.

Comment by 123Valerie — Monday.January.15.2007 @ 7:03 pm


I know I’m late to the party here, but were you just asking for a sanity check?

Don’t embarass yourself.

Oh, if it were me, I’m sure there’d be something in the back of my head saying ‘this probably isn’t right’, but you’ve got to tell that part of your brain to shut the fuck up and give it like a man!

There’s little doubt you’ll peter out before she does and then in six months you’ll be kicking yourself in the ass saying, “I really shoulda hit that more – and in much stanger ways than I would normally would.”

Tap it ’til it quits on you, Grampz.

Comment by flink — Wednesday.January.17.2007 @ 8:46 am


Fuck her blue.

Comment by YOW — Wednesday.January.17.2007 @ 5:18 pm


Uhhhhh….

You’re a dirty old man.

Comment by teahouseblossom — Wednesday.January.17.2007 @ 6:06 pm


You may not pay for it now, but these things always spell financial disaster of one sort or another down the road.

Comment by verlaine — Friday.January.19.2007 @ 6:30 am


I am pretty sure 20 is “legal”, so what is the problem? I am sure she will enjoy the education :)

Comment by DrinkJack — Sunday.January.21.2007 @ 11:37 am


So, what’s up with this chica, dude? don’t leave us hanging.

Comment by 123Valerie — Monday.January.22.2007 @ 11:22 am


You’r my kinda guy grampa

Comment by DAD OF BOY — Monday.January.22.2007 @ 4:33 pm


do it. (unless you already did it. in which case, uh… tell her to go home now. you’re not her daddy. heh)

Comment by kali — Tuesday.January.23.2007 @ 5:42 am


dude you need to update. Im in class now and it’s blog-party with gramps, solitare or listen to the fun of IE.

Comment by BYowOC — Tuesday.January.23.2007 @ 8:18 am


um… so, did you do it or what? don’t leave me in suspense. incidentally, i’m 23, so i’ve usually done about four 20-year-olds before noon, but i’m justing asking, grampa. for your sake.

Comment by boobs radley — Tuesday.January.23.2007 @ 2:48 pm


Hm… OK, go ahead and be selfish, if you must.

Comment by Sun Follower — Tuesday.January.23.2007 @ 3:43 pm


I’ll take it by his extended silence that our dear Gramps is up to his ears in lil’ brown girl.
(just don’t forget to stock up on Icy Hot for all of those muscle strains you’re probably having, old man)

Comment by MamaQ — Thursday.January.25.2007 @ 4:12 am


so did you fall in or what?

have you been abducted by aliens?

Comment by piglet — Monday.January.29.2007 @ 7:25 pm


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