Grampa’s Handy-Dandy Rules For Living, Vol. 7 5 comments

Posted by grampa in grampa's handy-dandy rules for living (Friday November 3, 2006 at 8:36 am)

(Taken from Common Sense, by Thomas Paine)

Rule #16:  If you can’t keep your vehicle on the correct side of the center line, you’re driving too fast.

Because, seriously, don’t you fuckers think for one second, if you cross the line while driving towards me, that I’m not still self-destructive enough to just ram your silly ass on general principle.

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self-destructive?….no, I ram no one on general principal….I will however ram them for my new Lexus. someone gots to get me one.

Comment by head on Yow — Sunday.November.5.2006 @ 4:12 pm

Thank God for public transportation.

Comment by 123Valerie — Monday.November.6.2006 @ 6:35 am

I LOVE THIS MAN! do you hear me?

This very day, a fat girl presented Derr Grampinschutuckin’s goodness to me because it’s just too large to fit into my box. Oh Rapture! THESE NUTS…Oh Quelish. I’ve caressed these sac. I’ve fondled these sac…..I’ve steeped water over and drunk of these sac. Balls of temptation, giddily, playfully I’ve let them dance in my watery maw.
I say I will meet with him again, just left of “Brotherly Love”, where we will thrust a healthy dose of “Neckking” into our habitrail du frolic.
You brown girls have nothing on me…except dark nipples.
And as always….
Seattle STILL doesn’t matter.

*habitrail is a registered trademark of the Hartz corporation.

Comment by LemmiewinksYow — Friday.November.10.2006 @ 8:24 am

I always drive down the center of the line. It makes it easier to tell if I’m driving in a straight line or not.

Comment by Mist 1 — Friday.November.10.2006 @ 5:56 pm

and If I see u on my side, I’m dropping my 5.0 down to 2nd gear and overredlining that motherfucker so u don’t stand a chance of moving back 2 ur side, lol!

Comment by G-Man — Monday.November.13.2006 @ 4:22 am

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