Grampa’s Infallible Pick Up Lines, Vol. 4 8 comments

Posted by grampa in grampa's handy-dandy rules for living (Friday October 27, 2006 at 8:27 am)

Grampa:  “Do you have a credit card?”

Nameless: “Yeah.  Why?”

Grampa: “So we can get a hotel room and fuck.”

Nameless: “Okay.”

Grampa: “And buy a bucket of chicken wings.”

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“and tetanus shots”

Comment by MamaQ — Friday.October.27.2006 @ 10:53 am

that’s hot

Comment by xtx — Friday.October.27.2006 @ 11:10 am

Why does that post make me think of Fresh Pepper? Ah, the good ol’ days…

Comment by PeeWee — Sunday.October.29.2006 @ 9:17 am

Don’t forget the bleu cheese dressing!

Comment by iamnot — Monday.October.30.2006 @ 5:03 am

mmmm. chicken wings.

Comment by wendykat — Monday.October.30.2006 @ 12:05 pm

Now see, THAT is a goddamn good pick up line.

Did she taste like chicken?

Comment by 123Valerie — Monday.October.30.2006 @ 1:08 pm

Fucking awesome.

I picked up my boyfriend at a party with ‘wanna go back to my place, talk about Vonnegut & fuck?’.


Comment by emmy — Monday.October.30.2006 @ 5:57 pm

[…] Though, I did know one chinless girl, the one that I used this pick up line on, that gave the best blowjobs on Earth.  Something about the lack of a chin and her facial structure just gave her the most excellent suction, she was like the Hoover Dick-Suck 3000. […]

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