Am I The Only One, Vol. 2 11 comments

Posted by grampa in random shit (Wednesday July 26, 2006 at 10:03 pm)

So I have this mean phobia of salad forks.  I mean I have really big hands, right, and the salad fork just doesn’t fit right in there.  It’s kind of a skeevy feeling.  Did I just make up a word?  Maybe.  Who the fuck cares?  Anyway, I have this revulsion to the salad fork.  Every time I reach into the silverware drawer and pull one out, I get this physical reaction of disgust. 

Fucked up, huh?

Anyway, I don’t think it is nearly as bad a my friend King Tonga’s complete and irrational fear of blue ink.  Or, the Yow Christ’s fear of nuns.  Those guys are fucked up.  Me, I just have a silverware issue.

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Well, once again, I feel better about me. :-)

Comment by nonamegiven — Thursday.July.27.2006 @ 3:27 am

really big hands, huh??



Comment by xtx — Thursday.July.27.2006 @ 3:58 am

I’m frightened of people who don’t have sex in the name of god, too.

Not salad forks, though. I have child-sized hands so little forks are more comfortable.

Comment by Emily — Thursday.July.27.2006 @ 9:15 am

how irrational! i’m just afraid of all black people.

Comment by boobs radley — Thursday.July.27.2006 @ 9:42 am

You make me feel so normal.

Comment by Michele — Thursday.July.27.2006 @ 10:59 am

You have no idea. Wait until I have the time to get out today’s post sometime this evening.

Comment by grampa — Thursday.July.27.2006 @ 11:03 am

Sorry about this picture.

Comment by JW — Thursday.July.27.2006 @ 11:20 am

I fear normal people. Is that wrong?

Comment by Lab Kat — Friday.July.28.2006 @ 5:38 am

nuns really ARE scary… an erotic way, of course.

Comment by yow — Friday.July.28.2006 @ 8:58 am

I just get indignant about its audacity to be in my silverware drawer. Same goes for the tinier spoon. Why does a grown man need that in his silverware drawer? Big spoon, serrated knife, Fijian cannibal fork – that’s all you really need.

And I don’t know if it’s considered a “strange” fear, but I’m scared that I won’t be able to beat the crap out of Mo Rocca while he’s still culturally relevant. Is that odd? Methinks not.

Comment by Flink — Friday.July.28.2006 @ 9:09 am

There are different types of forks….

Comment by DrinkJack — Sunday.July.30.2006 @ 5:53 am

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