grampa’s handy-dandy rules for living, vol. 3 3 comments

Posted by grampa in grampa's handy-dandy rules for living (Tuesday June 27, 2006 at 8:09 am)

(Originally taken from the inscribed palm fronds comprising King Tonga’s Book of Happy Optimism.  Which, incidentally, is beautifully illustrated with hundreds of little Humpty-Dumptys)

Grampa’s Handy-Dandy Rules for Living, Rule #119:

A friend will help you move.  A good friend will help you move a body.

It’s true.  Nuff said.

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A BEST friend will help you move a body into the best position to allow for maxium penetration.

Comment by xtx — Tuesday.June.27.2006 @ 8:35 am


Could it be that the bathtub gin has paid off the you are no yap-less :)

Comment by DrinkJack — Tuesday.June.27.2006 @ 3:25 pm


You don’t need help to move a dog’s body, is all I’m sayin’.

Comment by grampa — Tuesday.June.27.2006 @ 4:22 pm


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