Fuck You, External 10 comments

Posted by grampa in I am full of love (Sunday January 27, 2008 at 9:31 am)

I hate flu shots.  Yeah, I got mine on Friday, I think about 2 days too late. 

Yesterday disappeared in a Nyquil and Alka Seltzer Cold Plus haze, my back feels like shit cause I slept like 30 hours on an uncomfortable couch, I’m outta Nyquil, it’s been raining for the last 30 hours and I hate you all.

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I’ll take a booster.

Comment by PeeWee — Sunday.January.27.2008 @ 11:52 am

Not me. I’ve EARNED the right to be sick for a couple of fuckin’ days. Not those pussy sniffles but the full blown foot in the grave, drowning in my own mucus and with the sweet, sweet sweat-drenched pillow hallucinations of my body floating to the toilet when in fact i’ve just pissed myself malady.

yeah, only then do they leave me alone.


Comment by feed a Yow, starve a fever. — Sunday.January.27.2008 @ 3:32 pm

First January in I don’t know how many years where I HAVE NOT gotten a cold, the flu, or some lovely combination of death-by-mucus. So keep your damn cooties in your own time zone.

We hate you, too (lovingly, of course). And you have to ask for the GOOD Nyquil because they keep it behind the counter at the pharmacy. The shit on the shelves is worthless.

Comment by Sherri — Monday.January.28.2008 @ 9:12 am

Sherri, darlin’, believe me, I KNOW where they keep all the good drugs.

Comment by grampa — Monday.January.28.2008 @ 10:00 am

… not sure why this struck me so funny. It probly wasn’t because I got the coughing fit the same instant I started to laugh.

We had the same weekend. Pfffft… :-P

(when the hell did they start making lemon flavor Alka Seltzer??? ewwwww)

Comment by One Wink — Monday.January.28.2008 @ 1:22 pm

I had the flu all through Christmas and New Year’s. Tried TheraFlu? It’s my favorite.

Why’d you sleep on the couch?

Comment by teahouseblossom — Monday.January.28.2008 @ 2:02 pm

Back in the days when I used to drink, I was so sick one New Year’s that I was mixing rum and thera flu.

I guess I forgot about it, gonna get me some.

Comment by grampa — Monday.January.28.2008 @ 2:06 pm

Alka Seltzer Cold Plus is the best! They don’t make over the counter drugs better than this fizzing bit of goodness. Tylenol TheraFlu Nighttime comes close, only the Lemon flavoured is worthy don’t even bother with the Apple Cinnamon crap. Feel better.

Comment by ThisGirl — Monday.January.28.2008 @ 2:34 pm

pussy, i slept on that couch for month

Comment by madmartigan — Monday.January.28.2008 @ 8:54 pm

you are so romantic, i hate you too.

be better soon.
or not.

Comment by piglet — Tuesday.January.29.2008 @ 5:37 pm

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