The Hypocrites, the Self Righteous And The Bastards (Literally) 3 comments

Posted by grampa in history lesson,I am full of love (Monday November 19, 2007 at 8:53 pm)

And the hits just keep on comin’:

First, way back when, it was Jimmy Swaggart, then Jim Bakker busted a nut all over Jessica Hahn and lost the keys to the kingdom, then Oral Roberts saw a 900 foot Jesus in Tulsa Oklahoma, then Ted Haggard is busted snorting meth off the ass of a seventeen year old boy, then Oral Roberts’ son is busted for stealing money from 900 Foot Jesus University.  Now this.

Man, I don’t know about you, but it causes me to have great faith in Jesus the Miracle Caterer.

(Some of these links may not be safe for work.  Unless you work in a church, then you’re cool).

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maybe i’m a bit slow in me noggin’, but i never quite understood just how sexual “purity” and religious “purity” (let us indulge ourselves and pretend that those things actually exist) are linked.

i mean i’m inclined to think that the pope/priests should be concerned with the traffic in heaven/hell instead of the traffic in my vagina. apologies for the visual that may have caused spillage on your keyboards. email me your receipts for your new keyboard so i can reimburse you.

Comment by kermit — Wednesday.November.21.2007 @ 5:14 am

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Your card is on its way:)

Comment by emmy em — Wednesday.November.21.2007 @ 10:30 am

I read once that church leaders don’t really behave any more badly than the rest of us; it’s just that it always makes the news when they do. I guess because of the hypocrisy.

In my profession, lawyers are always engaging in this kind of hanky panky, and it rarely makes the news. Then again, we don’t pretend to be anything but the soulless degenerates we are.

Comment by teahouseblossom — Wednesday.November.21.2007 @ 10:39 am

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