Fuck Bringing Sexy Back, Bring Back the Bitter 23 comments

Posted by grampa in dating,grampa's handy-dandy rules for living,I am full of love,the real shit (Wednesday September 12, 2007 at 12:15 am)

You know, sometimes I wonder while I even allow myself to believe in the illusion that I can ever be truly happy.  I mean, shit, I know that I’m better off a bitter, cynical bastard.

Shame on me for thinking that it could ever be any other way.

That’s right, kids, Girl 2007.1 is now a smoking ash-heap. 

But, with the illusion of happiness draining away, I now feel the creative juices of spite and sarcasm boiling in my blood once again.  I’m back, bitches.

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23 comments for Fuck Bringing Sexy Back, Bring Back the Bitter »

this entry makes me both happy and sad.

sorry and welcome back mother fucker

Comment by xtx — Wednesday.September.12.2007 @ 3:52 am

Well, Trac, I’m not 100% positive that the thing is totally dead and gone, but it sure looking that way.

Usually when I smell blood in the water, I just get the fuck out.

Comment by grampz — Wednesday.September.12.2007 @ 9:23 am

that’s just your tough exterior talking sweets… i’m feeling you.

Comment by piglet — Wednesday.September.12.2007 @ 9:49 am

Sorry about the temporary happy, but ya know, most everything is temporary.

We missed you. Well, *I* missed you. For what that’s worth.

Comment by Sherri — Wednesday.September.12.2007 @ 2:12 pm

Fuck yeah! er, I mean sorry, darlin’.

Comment by PeeWee — Wednesday.September.12.2007 @ 6:31 pm

You could always make an Orc out of the smoking ash heap, and then fuck the Orc.

Comment by JW — Thursday.September.13.2007 @ 5:36 am


Loss of perspective.
Treasure unearthed..mere tender.
Ass pounded?….Tender.

Comment by Yow-ku — Thursday.September.13.2007 @ 8:03 am

Yow, at least I took Sam Kinison’s advice.

Comment by grampa — Thursday.September.13.2007 @ 11:39 pm

You left her sticky, broke and confused?
Nice job, we’ll wait for the video.

remember: it is better to have loved and lost….that’s it. trust me.

Comment by Yow-ku — Friday.September.14.2007 @ 9:06 am

Maybe just this once, don’t bail. Only you know if it’s worth hanging around to find out. What is your heart telling you?

Comment by One Wink — Friday.September.14.2007 @ 4:30 pm

Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods…But, for the time being, here we all are, back in the moderate Aristotelian city of darning and the Eight-Fifteen, where Euclid’s geometry and Newton’s mechanics would account for our experience, and the kitchen table exists because I scrub it.


Comment by kermit — Sunday.September.16.2007 @ 2:02 am

Fresh is back. Come over and fuck with him.

Comment by PeeWee — Sunday.September.16.2007 @ 9:15 pm

Don’t worry, you’ll be happy again. Someday.

Comment by emmy em — Monday.September.17.2007 @ 7:39 am

Dude, sending you waves of good energy.
I’m not one to wish my time away, but seriously, could we just jump into October already?

Comment by 123Valerie — Friday.September.21.2007 @ 4:26 am

well, good. i think i prefer you snarky and undersexed.

Comment by boobsradley — Friday.September.21.2007 @ 12:10 pm

i did have an empathic response in mind but then i got sidetracked because i decided i was really in to boobsradley, and i’d have to go check that shit out further.

the key is obviously to find a ladyfriend who makes you feel bitter and sarcastic. that IS happiness, right?

and yes, i do have another interwebian abode. uberwensch.com, as it were.


Comment by uberwensch — Saturday.September.22.2007 @ 8:02 pm

There’s some sort of comfort in being miserable, it’s like Linus blanket.

I sometimes miss being bitter, because it’s a lot of work being happy most of the time.

Comment by Michele — Sunday.September.23.2007 @ 11:08 am

Like I said before, that sucks. So, um, hate to ask, but is there any photos or vids? Damn, she was smokin :)

Just joking. Really.

Happy searching for the next brown beauty.

Comment by DrinkJack — Sunday.September.23.2007 @ 5:10 pm

Welcome back you bastard. I’ve been waiting.

Comment by teahouseblossom — Thursday.September.27.2007 @ 5:02 pm

i’m ready for you to write some more. i figured you must be waiting for me to let you know that, so you’d know it’s good to write more.

Comment by piglet — Friday.October.19.2007 @ 8:10 pm

p.s. and that are loved by total strangers. can you handle it?

Comment by piglet — Monday.October.22.2007 @ 3:57 am

Just delurking to say, I’ve been reading your blog for years…. sniff… miss?

Comment by Jenny — Thursday.October.25.2007 @ 3:17 am

I thought you were back. Where’d you go?

Comment by emmy em — Thursday.November.8.2007 @ 8:33 am

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