This One Might Hurt, But Damn If It Isn’t Worth It 10 comments

Posted by grampa in dating (Saturday July 14, 2007 at 8:00 am)

Sweet Merciful Crap.   I may be in over my head on this one.  You see, last night I was with the most physically perfect woman of my entire life.  (Yow – even better than Kristi Bishop.  In her prime).

The position of little brown girl is currently filled.  Any prospective applicants are going to have to dig pretty fuck’n deep.

Praise the Lord, pass the Geritol and a couple of buckets of Human Growth Hormone.   My back’s gonna need it.

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she was impressed by the purple penis foot, wasn’t she

Comment by kermit — Saturday.July.14.2007 @ 8:58 am


Isn’t life supposed to be more about living in the moment?

Comment by DrinkJack — Sunday.July.15.2007 @ 11:42 am


Physically perfect? How about the rest of her?

Comment by PeeWee — Monday.July.16.2007 @ 6:00 pm


No way I could begin to top kermit’s comment, so I’ll just say… Hot damn, yay for you!
This is how cool you are- instead of informing “applicants” to throw in the towel, you challenge them to try harder. You cad. ;-)

Comment by One Wink — Tuesday.July.17.2007 @ 11:29 am


enjoy it, enjoy it, enjoy it

Comment by question girl — Thursday.July.19.2007 @ 7:33 pm


and take your vitamens

Comment by Sherri — Monday.July.23.2007 @ 1:58 pm


Viagra isn’t a vitamin!

Comment by PeeWee — Tuesday.July.24.2007 @ 12:21 pm


tag.

Comment by emmy — Monday.July.30.2007 @ 2:19 pm


//Praise the Lord, pass the Geritol and a couple of buckets of Human Growth Hormone. My back’s gonna need it.//

Show-off.

Comment by Avatar — Monday.August.6.2007 @ 8:37 pm


Flavor Flav would be proud.

Insert either a “Yeeaaaah boyeee” or a “Rock that shit, homie” for me, won’t you.

Comment by Wook — Monday.August.13.2007 @ 10:09 am


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