I AM The Red Wizard, Bitches 9 comments

Posted by grampa in grampa's handy-dandy rules for living (Sunday December 24, 2006 at 1:09 am)

They said it couldn’t be done. 

“You can’t do all your Christmas shopping in one day,” they whined.

I scoffed at them.

Never underestimate the power of a man with a list.

I had that shit done in less than 5.5 hours.  And two of that was driving.  Heh.

I went to Wal-Mart (mostly for things for myself) and the Mall.  Man, the madness was palpable.  It was delicious.

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