Grampa’s Handy-Dandy Rules For Living, Vol. 7 5 comments

Posted by grampa in grampa's handy-dandy rules for living (Friday November 3, 2006 at 8:36 am)

(Taken from Common Sense, by Thomas Paine)

Rule #16:  If you can’t keep your vehicle on the correct side of the center line, you’re driving too fast.

Because, seriously, don’t you fuckers think for one second, if you cross the line while driving towards me, that I’m not still self-destructive enough to just ram your silly ass on general principle.

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