Nope, Not Dead Yet 11 comments

Posted by grampa in random shit (Friday September 15, 2006 at 2:42 pm)

A Couple of Things

#1 – I just found a note, in my handwriting, on the back of a receipt, from June, which reads “Nothing says love like a smack to the back of the head.”

#2 – I had a very nice time last night with the new girl.  A first date with me usually includes the following information:

  • I’m a recovering drug addict;
  • I’m a convicted felon;
  • I have liver disease which, though being treated, can be fatal; and,
  • I’m in the middle of the eighth month of twelve months of chemotherapy and I may or may not be a complete psychopath at any time.

You see, I just throw all this stuff out there right at the very beginning and, if they’re still there when the dust settles, then I figure they’re sick enough for me.

#1 and #2 may or may not be related.  I’ll leave that up to you to decide.

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