Five Reasons 10 comments

Posted by grampa in random shit (Monday August 7, 2006 at 10:14 pm)

Okay, so here are five reasons why I’d be cool with going to Scotland. 

1.  I really dig castles.
2.  To fuck Sean Connery.  What?  I mean, I’m not gay or anything, but I’d seriously fuck that old dude.
3.  I’ve always wanted to go a Viking from the Orkney Islands.
4.  I look great in a kilt, as I have very shapely calves.
5.  I love the bagpipes.  I can close my eyes and think about running down a hill, claymore in hand, screaming, with the bloodlust all up on me, all the while the bagpiper playing from atop a tor.  The sound of bagpipes is truly music to die by.  You either know what I mean by that last statement or you don’t.  I’ve already made the arrangements for there to be bagpipes at my funeral, whenever that may be.

Oh, and I’d like to fuck me some Scottish chicks, too.

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