Am I The Only One, Vol. 2 11 comments

Posted by grampa in random shit (Wednesday July 26, 2006 at 10:03 pm)

So I have this mean phobia of salad forks.  I mean I have really big hands, right, and the salad fork just doesn’t fit right in there.  It’s kind of a skeevy feeling.  Did I just make up a word?  Maybe.  Who the fuck cares?  Anyway, I have this revulsion to the salad fork.  Every time I reach into the silverware drawer and pull one out, I get this physical reaction of disgust. 

Fucked up, huh?

Anyway, I don’t think it is nearly as bad a my friend King Tonga’s complete and irrational fear of blue ink.  Or, the Yow Christ’s fear of nuns.  Those guys are fucked up.  Me, I just have a silverware issue.

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