And I Feel Fine 6 comments

Posted by grampa in I am full of love (Friday July 14, 2006 at 9:46 am)

In case no one’s been paying attention, all Hell is breaking loose in the Middle East.

I, for one, am shocked.

You know what I’ve been waiting for?  I’ve been waiting for an Israeli leader to bust out this little nugget of irony:  “We are protecting our borders and our people.  This operation is going to last a long time.  We are witnessing the beginning of the final solution of the Lebanese question.”

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Oh the Terrible Joy 6 comments

Posted by grampa in I am full of love (Friday July 14, 2006 at 9:30 am)

I’ve been noticing for some time now (in conversations, in movie dialogue and song lyrics) a disturbing trend to put down acid.  You know, the ole L.S.D?  Personally I feel that this shit has to stop.

I hear these kids talking about how tripping is “for teenagers” and “oh, it is so hard on your body” and “I just can’t do it anymore” bullshit time and time again.

Man up, you pussies.

I’m only going to say this one more time: you people feel used up after a night of tripping not because acid inherently causes your body to collapse but because YOU STAYED UP ALL NIGHT, SMOKED THREE PACKS OF CIGARETTES AND DRANK 36 BEERS, YOU DUMBASS.  That is why you feel like shit.  Accept it.  Deal with it.  And lay the fuck off Vitamin A.

If you think your spines hurt now, you’d better pray to Almighty God that Grampa Acid never comes out of retirement.  The last thing you little bitches want is to be punched in the tongue by me.

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