For The Cause 8 comments

Posted by grampa in I am full of love (Friday August 17, 2007 at 2:34 pm)

From: http://thedaydreamnation.blogspot.com/

A Public Cervix Announcement 

The following keywords are supposedly among the red flags that the top-secret ECHELON program used by the NSA watches for. It certainly would be wrong to suggest that everybody copy-and-pastes these words into their web pages or to suggest that people float them through their e-mail servers just to clog things up a little. Yup, that would be wrong.

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Just One Of Them Days 5 comments

Posted by grampa in I am full of love,random shit (Monday April 16, 2007 at 9:37 pm)

Once again, wordpress is fucking me in the ass.

And not even in a good way.  Like me being tied to bed and being grudgefucked by this chick with a strap-on.

Anyway, I’m still at work and will probably be here until at least midnight.  Gotta love them deadlines.

Speaking of grudgefucking…

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My Sweet Lord 4 comments

Posted by grampa in history lesson,I am full of love (Saturday April 7, 2007 at 11:57 pm)

Okay, so I was going to write a spectacular diatribe about Good Friday and Easter, but I’ve had food poisoning for the last day and change, so I couldn’t pull my head out of the toilet for long enough to do so.

However, there is always tomorrow.

See, in the Christian view of things, that Jew dude, I think his name was Jesus (Hey-Seuss),  has been nailed to a piece of wood, stabbed with a spear and has kicked it (or been kicked, depending on which side of the spear you’re on).

As the story goes, Hey-Seuss will rise from the dead tomorrow, because of the massive sugar rush resulting from the consumption of his own body weight in grape Starburst Jelly Beans. 

And Peeps, lots of Peeps.

And, as we all know, I hate to kick a man when he is down.  So, I’ll wait until tomorrow to kick that sorry ass peep eater. 

Pussy.

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Just Do It, Or I’ll Send You A Bunch Of Chain Letters 1 comments

Posted by grampa in I am full of love,random shit (Friday April 6, 2007 at 8:39 am)

My friend Erin who writes Out of Character is up for the funniest blog this year at the best of blogs.  Please go vote for her here.

 You’ll be glad you did.  I’ll be back later this evening with a word on Good Friday.

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A Word on Internet Dating 11 comments

Posted by grampa in dating,I am full of love (Tuesday April 3, 2007 at 12:10 am)

That’s right, fucktards, I’ve entered the world of internet dating.

What?  What’s a guy to do?  This island is full of crackheads, losers, and chicks with, like, thirteen kids before they’re twenty years old.

And I’m just talking about my friends. 

But, I have to say something about one internet site in particular:

Dear True.com:

Fuck you, you slimy cock bitch bag of cockmunchers.

Yours truly,
The Lord Protector of Madagascar.

You see, they won’t let me on their site.  It was the one that I really wanted to be on, too.  There are like four little brown girls on their site, THAT LIVE IN MY TOWN (which, incidentally, has only about 1200 people and is the teen pregnancy and crackhead capital of the North side of the island), that have college educations and no fucking children.

So, I’m all ready to join and these self-righteous ass monkeys won’t let me on.  Why, you may ask?  Because they won’t let felons on their site. 

That’s right.  I know this may come as a shock to some of you, that an articulate and caring man such as myself may be a criminal.  Say it isn’t so.

I know.  It’s shocking.  It truly is. 

You see, back in 2002 I took a felony charge for possession with intent to deliver 2 pounds of marijuana.  I didn’t roll on my guys, so I took a felony hit.  It was the only time I had ever been arrested, charged or convicted of ANYTHING, except for traffic citations.  And now these donkey punching, ferret fisting whores at TRUE tell me that I can’t be let into the Garden Of Little Brown Girl Delights because I’m a ex-pot dealer? 

Fuck, man, I did my time and I’ve been clean for nearly three and a half years.

These fuckers made me feel like I was a sex offender or something.  I mean, sure, I’m a little sexual deviant, but I’ve never took a collar for it or copped to it.

Granted, I like tying girls to the bed as much as the next guy that shops at ExtremeRestraints but I’ve never chloroformed anybody and locked them in my basement. 

And, I tell every girl, every single one, on the first date, about all of it.  Aren’t these people old enough to make up their minds themselves?  And don’t the judgmental pricks at True think that people can ever change?  How long do I have to carry this shit around?

I mean, shit, I don’t even have a basement.

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There’s So Many Possibilities For This To All End Badly, It’s Almost Guaranteed 5 comments

Posted by grampa in dating,I am full of love,random shit (Monday April 2, 2007 at 9:04 am)

You know what is really starting to piss me off?

Women who claim to like spontaneity and then complain when everything about a spontaneous event isn’t fuck’n perfect.

Don’t these bitches have any idea of how much planning and effort we go through to create the illusion of a “spontaneous” event just so their dumb asses can be happy?  I mean, if you’re going to have a real spontaneous event, then you’ve got to realize that sometimes shit just ain’t gonna be perfect.

You can’t have it both ways, ladies.  So suck it the fuck up.

I’ll have more to say about this later, but for now, Discuss.

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Where’s Waldo? 12 comments

Posted by grampa in health,I am full of love (Wednesday March 28, 2007 at 7:18 am)

Right, so I realize that I’ve been gone for far too long, but sometimes life just gets complicated and full and something has to get cut out and lately it’s been blogging.

That being said, I’m going to make a conscious effort to try and get back to it.

Just as an update, I thought that I’d let the world at large know that I finished the year-long interferon treatment for my hepatits C back in mid-January.  One month later, I took blood tests to see if the virus had come back.  A few weeks ago I got the results.

It hasn’t.

I didn’t truly realize how much the various drugs and fear that it would return had been weighing on me, how much it really hurt, until it was over.  I mean, still, it may come back, they’ll check at six months and one year and if it hasn’t come back, then it’s considered a cure.  But, today, life is pretty fucking fantastic.  I’m off almost all of the massive amount of prescriptions that I was taking, I’ve beat back the two month long cheeseburger and ice cream bender that I was on as a result of being bummed out about the death of my last relationship and I’m feeling, well, better than I ever have.  I’ve been on this insane exercise program, working out twice a day everyday (man that stairmaster is a bitch), eating right and getting plenty of sleep. 

I’ve been really busy with NA related activities and the guys that I sponsor in the program and I’ve been dating again.  I haven’t found anyone that I see a relationship forming with at this time, but ol’ Grumpus is back in the game.

I’ve come to the conclusion that, having cheated death as many times as I have, that this whole living life thing doesn’t need to be so difficult and that, at times, I choose to make it complicated.  Lately, I’ve been really good at just kicking back and letting life happen instead of trying to force anything.

Unfortunately, this happiness and inner calm thing that I’ve got going on right now doesn’t make for the best writing fodder, as, and you may have noticed, I tend towards the cynical and sardonic. 

That being said I’ll dig deep into my bag of suppressed rage and hatred of the external to report to you on the state of the Gramps in the coming days and weeks.

Just remember, I’m only doing this for you.

And just as an aside, I was driving home from Hilo the other day and there was this old homeless guy walking down the street, huge bushy hair, like King Tonga’s, only white, and a long Gandalf beard.  He was sort of dejectedly staring at the ground, shuffling along on the side of the road, not paying attention to anyone or anything.

Except, he had his left hand up and was flipping the bird to everyone and everything that passed him.  Not looking for any reaction, mind you, as he was staring at the ground, but just giving the old high five to the cocksucking external.

I immediately rolled my window down and screamed “Yeaaaaaaaaaah,” as, indeed, here was a kindred spirit. 

Had I been going the same way, I’d’ve givin’ that fucker a ride.

Immediately I called Tonga to report this (King Tonga and I flip each other off every time we see each other.  It’s my decidedly East Coast version of the Hawaiian kiss on the cheek greeting).  He said “Shit, you must feel right at home.”

And you know what?

I do.

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A Delicious Distraction 27 comments

Posted by grampa in dating,I am full of love (Thursday January 11, 2007 at 2:21 pm)

So, I’m thinking that I’m about to make what will probably end up to be a mistake. 

However, one just has to take opportunities when they arise.  Especially after all of the facts are considered.

I mean, truly, when you ask yourself, “Well, when’s the next time I’ll get to fuck a 20 year-old without paying for it,” and the answer is “Probably not anytime soon.”  Then you just have to seize the bull by the horns, or the little brown girl by the waist, and just plunge into it headlong and ride that sucker out until it inevitably ends badly. 

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Happy New Year 12 comments

Posted by grampa in I am full of love (Thursday January 4, 2007 at 9:31 am)

Dear External:

Fuck bluetooth.

In fact, fuck everyone who feels that they are so self important to have a phone jacked into their heads 24 hours a day.

During office hours, maybe, but on a Sunday afternoon while you are raking the leaves off your lawn?

Get the fuck over yourself already.

Love,
Grampz

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December 25 7 comments

Posted by grampa in I am full of love (Monday December 25, 2006 at 6:45 am)

Merry nail an arbitrary Jew to a piece of wood and call it Christmas.

And Happy Birthday, Mithras.

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